Galactus was starving as he wanted more planets to feed on so he targeted earth....duh but alas another giant appeared as they landed on earth
Galactus: Who are you.....
Unicron: I can say the same thing fool
To clear this shit up Bigdaddy9716 showed up and said this
Bigdaddy9716: Galactus this is Unicron Unicron this is Galactus aka the guy who's helmet looks like a big ass trash can
Galactus: Insolent human....
Bigdaddy9716: I'm a prototype you dumb ass
EmeraldO566: What the hell is going on here...Big did you do this
Bigdaddy9716: Hell no...they just showed up like surprise motherfucker
Trident346: DAMN IT BIG YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU!!!!
Bigdaddy9716: No I did not
He was becoming angry as ever by the comment
DracoSparda26: Yo Big you brought the sleeping giants
Bigdaddy9716: Nope they showed up by themselves
SpyKrueger: SO YOU DID DO IT!!!!
Then Big turned into the black skull and let out a long yell
B.Skull: NO I DIDN'T DO IT DAMN IT YOU PEOPLE ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND THEY SHOWED BY THEMSELVES I MEAN TAKE A GOD DAMN LOOK AND ANOTHER THING WE GOTTA GET SET FOR OUR TEAM!!!!!!
Emerald0566: OK OK OK Jesus just calm down OK
DracoSparda26: Dude eat a Snickers
DracoSparda26: Because you lose your cool when your hungry
The skull took the chocolate bar and ate it thus reversing back to Big's jolly good self
Bigdaddy9716: Better oh and I know the name for our team
Other writers: Spill it
Bigdaddy9716: We are the fearsome ultra crimson killing team even Adam Levine including Darren Richardson's son
SpyKrueger: We're team Fucktards right?
Big got his eyes shrinked then saw the team names....
Trident346: Who the hell is Darren Richardson
Bigdaddy9716: Some asshole I made up
Emerald0566: How about Team Writers
Other Writers: OK
YounSamurai18: I was asleep until I heard a demonic Samoan screaming why he didn't do it was that you?
Bigdaddy9716: No and all in favor of Team Writers say I
Other Writers: I!
Bigdaddy9716: All oppose
A cockroach raised it's insect like leg to oppose but was squashed by Big
Bigdaddy9716: Motion carries
Galactus and Unicron shrugged and faced each other
Bigdaddy9716: OK guys we should hide in my bunker until the fight is clear then we jump on the giant who won this fight
Emerald0566: On your season 3 finale?
Bigdaddy9716: Ehh yeah
Team Writers jumped into Big's bunker while the fight is about to ensue
(Full Fight coming soon...ish in the meantime I'm writing my origin story to clear this shit up and stay tuned because these guys want our planet for breakfast lunch and dinnerYoungSamurai18 Trident346 EmeraldWarrior0655 DracoSparda26