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Exeggutor vs Dan Backslide: DBX!

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NO RULES NO ANALYSIS JUST BLOODSHED!!!!!

DBX!!!!!

Pimento Valley USA

Time: 2:00 PM

Location: Pimento Park

Narrator: Pimento University Pimento U good old P.U but we're are not here for The Dover Boys we are here for the three death battle writers There's Bigdaddy9716 the prototype and fun loving of the trio Dracosparda26 the serious cat/demon who went to the everglades and forgot to pack sunscreen to his trip and cocky hothead of the group and Emerald0655 the little pony of the three jerks I mean friends as they rode their respected vehicles towards the park to get their Eevees who have the same personality as them but before long another the cad bully coward fiend known as Dan Backslide was overhearing that the writers had finished with the matchups Big finished with Roadhog vs Sweet Tooth Draco finished with Doomguy vs Red Team (TF2) And Emerald with Akuma vs Shao Kahn in which Dan despised the trio

Dan: Hark those death battle boys. Drat them double dart them they are obtaining the three Eevees

He pulls out the photo of the three evolution Pokemon

Dan: Dear rich and cute Eevees! How I love them including Dora Standpipe father's money

He moves the picture back and forth before putting on the poster of John Cena's head


Dan: Confound those death battle boys. Oh how I hate them! I hate Big I hate Draco and I hate Emerald! They drive me to drink!

He went to the bartender to take fifteen shots and gave one to the bartender

Dan: Confound them. *Hiccup* Con *pause*

We see an elderly gentleman minding his own business then jumps up with his feet moving in the air then walks away

Dan: Found them!

Narrator: Let us draw the curtain on this sordid scene and turn to more pleasant surroundings where we find our young friends (three) And their Eevees who are engaged in a game of hide-and go seek

Writer: In case your wondering the Eevees are counting to 1,500 and say hey they only speak in their names and I know that but luckily for you guys you get a headstart

Eevee Big: 15 20 25 30 35......

Big Draco and Emerald started tiptoeing like 1960's Alfred Hitchcock as the three evolution Pokemon started Big hides behind a tree

Dracosparda26: No! No! In here!

Big jumps into the trashcan with Draco

Emerald0655: No! Up here! Up here!

Draco climbs up the tree with Emerald

Big: No! No! Over here! Over here!

Emerald hides under the sewer lid with Big then everybody started yelling

All: In here! No Over here! Over here! In here!....

The Eevees continued their skip counting

Eevee Draco: 510 515....

The others hollered

All: Over here! Over here! No over here! Oops sorry. Over here! No no over here! Over here! Over here! Over here!  No! In here!

The trio jumps into the bar and hides under the pool table while Dan Backslide was on standby

Dan: The death battle boys. Then those cute Eevees must be alone and unprotected!

Dan sneaks his way to the runabout

Dan: A runabout. I'll steal it! No one will ever know!

He puts on the over clothes made in 1942 and gets in the runabout wrench in hand fixes the car gets inside drives to the park to steal the evolution Pokemon are counting to 1,250 and 1,255 while the death battle trio were hiding he grabs the three while hugging the tree but came right back places the tree in its original spot grabs a book to find the plans on how to remove them from a tree he grabs two tire irons pulls back hard for the three to pull back Fast landing in the car alongside Dan for him to drive away for the last Eevee to count

Eevee Emerald: 1,490 1,500 Ready or not here we come

They almost got out of the car but Dan pulls them back in in which they yelled for help and save me yelling for their Trainer's names which is yet again Big Draco and Emerald then zoomed off did it again then drove away thus the trio turned face upward gasping in which that same fellow appeared again jumps up with his feet moving in the air then walking away but back to the action where the three evolution Pokemon were still yelling for their owners to save them but unbeknownst for Backslide a grass/psychic type was ready for them and it was Exeggutor. Dan opened the door grabbed the Eevees got them inside and closed the door only for Exeggutor appear behind them.

Dan: Hark....an Exeggutor.....what do you want you sniveling tree

It was looking for a fight

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S......SHOWTIME!!!!!

Exeggutor used Psychic

Destroying the mind of Dan Backslide Exeggutor used it's telekinesis waves to attack the mind Dan brought his wrench to attack it only to fail

Exeggutor used Mind Reader

Reading Dan's mind about the ass whooping he was about to receive at the hands of Big Draco and Emerald scared Backslide but somehow managed to hit Exeggutor's foot

Exeggutor: OW!!! That hurt.

Exeggutor used Razor Leaf

Using grass to the advantage Exeggutor's leaves cut through Dan's clothes leaving out cuts of blood

Dan: Help Big! Help Draco! Help Emerald!

Dan tried to get in a fighting stance but was headquarters by the three Eevees

Exeggutor used Egg bomb

Throwing its egg like a bomb Exeggutor made Dan explode as the three writers came in as Big yelled as he turned to the moose portrait.

Bigdaddy9716: UNHAND THEM DAN BACKSLIDE!!!

Then to Draco and Emerald

Bigdaddy9716: UNHAND THEM DAN BACKSLIDE!!!

Then to Dan himself battered and bruised

Bigdaddy9716: UNHAND THEM DAN BACKSLIDE!!! Hey we're getting into a rut

They picked Dan up into a staggeringly state

Bigdaddy9716: Get up and fight you cad bully coward fiend

The three connected their attacks a prototype punch a cat/demon kick and a pony hoof which left Backslide staggering using his last breath used it poorly when Big said this.

Bigdaddy9716: Oh your not done yet are ya

The three connected their punches.....ON EACH OTHER!!! As Dan layed down dead blood trickled into a puddle probably because of an egg bomb as Exeggutor and it's trainer the same elderly man were walking jumping into the air moving their feet and walking away but the Eevee's jumped on their owners heads and slept until they wake up

The DBX logo appeared

Cody: The winner of this matchup is.....EXEGGUTOR!!!!
Expect this to be on the test class

Personal Note: Making them talk because of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

Exeggutor to Nintendo

Dan Backslide to Warner bros.

DBX! to Screwattack
EmeraldWarrior0655 DracoSparda26
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