Ten Reasons Why I'll Never Buy A Nintendo Switch

10: It's sparse

9: No online multiplayer you must buy a card just like with the XBOX live cards and the PlayStation plus which blows monkey balls

8: No classic games in the store
8-Bit Mario: Y'all done fucked up now

7: Miiverse is dead now how am I supposed to look up tops and tricks on YouTube hell no

6: The dock ruins the controller and screen

5: The screen was fucked up anyway and wouldn't let people play The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild I mean come on Nintendo you had one fucking job

4: Barely online uses like if you get on YouTube or Facebook then...WHAM!!!! Instant boot to the face

3: Do not choose the colors for your controllers And screen because they're fucked up anyways

2: Barely any apps

.looks at Twitch.

Oh sorry good apps

And here we are at number fucking 1 and here it is.....

1: IT'S A MINI TV WITH CONTROLLERS THAT GOT STUCK LIKE GLUE I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO YOU STILL HAD ONE FUCKING JOB AND YOU BLEW IT!!!!!

Anyways that's why I'll never buy this hulking piece of garbage which will rot to the very earth Nintendo blew it and they blew it big time

Jason: Dude calm your shit you got a PC you got free multiplayer and....

Dude I can barely play Team Fortress 2

Cody: True and it's no wonder you still have a PlayStation 4 even though it has no multiplayer.....

SHUT UP!!!!!

Cody: OK jeez but you're looking forward for two things and reviewing three games right

While writing death battle one minute melee and DBX Yep

Jason: Says here you're reviewing Marvel vs Capcom: Infinite Super Mario Odyssey and Dragon Ball Fighter Z Damn is that title a mouthful

Cody: And the two games are WWE 2K18 and Sonic Forces why?

So that 2K sports and Sega don't fuck up

Cody: Oh that explains everything

Jason: I blame E3 for this

Stay tuned for Duke Nukem vs The Punisher later guys Big out